not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
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