This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
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