I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
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