no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
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