Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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