i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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