So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
Houston, we have a blender
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
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