your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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