I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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