C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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