he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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