im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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