Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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