So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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