I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
I faked an abortion last night.
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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