he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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