just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
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