The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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