Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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