people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
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