if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
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