what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I just accidently sent my poop smells like vodka to 27 people in my phone book
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
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