stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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