Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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