is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
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