Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
