I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
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