Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
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