She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Everyone says I win the strip club
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
Someone stole a lamp last night.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
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