im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
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