facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
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