Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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