I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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