she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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