I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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