What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Randomize
