love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Just woke up wearing a top hat and simpsons boxers. i also found more money in my wallet then what i had before going out, about $1000 more
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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