Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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