ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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