we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
two words...techno handjob
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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