gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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