38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
Randomize
