I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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