Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
I think your dad took our porno
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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