come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
it glows. i had to have it.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
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