We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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