the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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