i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
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