OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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