goodnight i made you a song goodbye
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
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