very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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